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My Ideal Person FIRST AND FOREMOST: You and soap should be on a first name basis. Hygiene is underrated.
SECOND: Foreplay is underrated also. If we are going to get together then plan on being there for plenty of time. we like to fuck and cum as much as anyone but getting there is half the fun. Lets play some first. It just makes it sooo much better.
THIRD:You don't have to shave it but at least trim it. We don't consider a weed eater and safety goggles sex toys.
FOURTH: I want to meet the woman who is turned on by things like "Kum ride dis dik." or "hit me up cuz ur hawt." God, she must be hot, desperate, and virginal. Not to mention brilliant. I get chills thinking about it.
Having said all that, I do not discriminate against the occasional girl that does not fit into the carefully crafted mold above who feels the need to give a blow job in the parking lot.
I'm charitable like that.
You must be able to carry on an intelligent conversation. Sorry, but I have dated some dumb asses in the past and I end up with a headache after I spend a little time with them.
Ahh, the sacrifices we make to get laid!
You must also be relatively attractive. We have all slept with some that if we saw them today we would not tell anyone (went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2!). Let's not make that mistake again!
Ahh, the sacrifices we make to get laid!
She also must NOT to want to put anything in my(male) ass. 'Nuff said about that.
Discretion is a must. Fun is fun but we don't want to have all of our dirty laundry aired for everyone to see and we hope you feel the same.
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I'll tell you later.
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A store dressing room, An elevator
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Candle Wax, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Blindfolds
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Bridget the Midget- because I am a sick fuck. Sandra Bullock-
I don't know why exactly but she makes my tongue hard.
Christina Applegate- from back when "Married with
Children" was new. She hasn't aged well. Anna
Nicole Smith- (before she died. I'm not that sick)
I just would love to see what a piece of ass that would make
you leave it $800, 000, 000 would feel like.
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women, Couples (man/woman) or Couples (2 women) |